Couple = 2

Couple means 2.  Few means 3-4 Several means 5+ .....So next time you say you will call me back in a few minutes... I will expect a call in 3-4 minutes.  If I ask for several plates when I pick up my pizza, I mean more than 3.

Drop the "S"

Rira, Hannaford, and Costco all have one thing in common.. there is no S after them!

Two words.

Bike. Path.  Use it.

Oh hey girlfriend! No, it's fine I can talk..

HANG UP YOUR PHONE!  Don't you realize it's RUDE to walk up to the cashier, receptionist, etc. while still on the phone?  If the conversation is so important, you should have it in private- because no one around you cares to hear your conversation.  If it's not important than we really don't want to hear it..

Dimetapp please..

..Ok you're sick I get it.. Do you have to spread it everywhere?  Do what you want when you're at home, but when you are in public places, please remember what we learned when we were TWO- cover your mouth!

Chomp chomp

No one wants to see what you are eating, or hear what you are eating.  Please swallow before opening your mouth.  Everyone slips once in a while, but if you can't get through a bag of chips without sharing every bite, we have a problem!

Grow up!

Grown women that carry Hello Kitty purses.... or women that dress much younger than they should in general.