Who does that?

A dozen bagels and 1 tub of cream cheese...

Round and Round we gooo

I am highly annoyed in general by people who don't understand the rules of the road. I hate even more people who don't understand rotaries... I don't find them that hard to understand....

Blinded by the light

Hey A$$hole! If you don't know to turn your high beams off when there is oncoming traffic- don't use them! Or better yet, take the bus.

Join us!

I find it totally annoying when you make plans with someone and they take it upon themselves to invite others along.  I've always said "the more, the merrier", but what ever happened to common courtesy of asking if it's okay first?

In quotes

People should learn the meaning of quatation marks. When you use your fingers as quotation marks, make sure it makes sense- or you just end up looking...silly..

That sucks...

When someone feels the need to say "that sucks" in a sucky situation.. Thank you captain obvious!

It's a debit.

When someone asks you "credit or debit?", they can clearly see it's a debit card- that's why they're asking. They simply want to know if you would like it processed as a credit or debit from your account. So please stop responding with "it's a debit".

Would you like a bag?

.....well seeing as I have 10 items.. yes, a bag would be nice. Why bothering asking when the answer is clear.

Buttered Corn

Very yummy... But do you have to drag your whole ear of corn through the entire stick of butter? Cut a piece off, and rub that piece on your corn.

...no it's fine... Take your time...

I can't stand when you stop for someone to cross the street and they walk even slower than before. Put some pep in that step, or at least acknowledge that I'm waiting for you.

Subaru drivers.

Nuff said.

Should've stayed home and texted.

When you are hanging out with friends, family, or significant other and you are trying to have a conversation but they can't get off their Facebook or stop texting for long enough to show they care.

Duck Face

Who ever told ladies that they look MORE attractive when they perch their lips was trying to make them look like a fool!  Ladies, the duckbill is NOT a good look...

Couple = 2

Couple means 2.  Few means 3-4 Several means 5+ .....So next time you say you will call me back in a few minutes... I will expect a call in 3-4 minutes.  If I ask for several plates when I pick up my pizza, I mean more than 3.

Drop the "S"

Rira, Hannaford, and Costco all have one thing in common.. there is no S after them!

Two words.

Bike. Path.  Use it.

Oh hey girlfriend! No, it's fine I can talk..

HANG UP YOUR PHONE!  Don't you realize it's RUDE to walk up to the cashier, receptionist, etc. while still on the phone?  If the conversation is so important, you should have it in private- because no one around you cares to hear your conversation.  If it's not important than we really don't want to hear it..

Dimetapp please..

..Ok you're sick I get it.. Do you have to spread it everywhere?  Do what you want when you're at home, but when you are in public places, please remember what we learned when we were TWO- cover your mouth!

Chomp chomp

No one wants to see what you are eating, or hear what you are eating.  Please swallow before opening your mouth.  Everyone slips once in a while, but if you can't get through a bag of chips without sharing every bite, we have a problem!

Grow up!

Grown women that carry Hello Kitty purses.... or women that dress much younger than they should in general. 

Pick up your phone!

It's so annoying when you call someone and they don't answer, but text you back 10 minutes later... You saw that I called you- so pick up the phone and call me back.. Of course there are some exceptions.. watching a movie, in a meeting, out at dinner.. but we all know that sometimes you are just parked in front of the TV and you are too lazy to call. (I know because even though this is a peeve, I still do it!)

Hey, sorry I couldn't pay you back...

When someone borrows money from you, and then goes shopping before they can pay you back...

Lyberry

Mispronunciation of every day words.  Library- not that hard! And, I have an idear...

Have a great weekend!

When I tell someone "Have a great weekend" and I get the response "Ok", I want to say, it's just a suggestion, not an order.

Thanks for the Birthday wish, Chelsey

Really? You read my post on Facebook that said CHELSEA CARMICHAEL says 'happy birthday'. How did you possibly spell my name wrong when it's literally right above where you're typing?