It's a debit.

When someone asks you "credit or debit?", they can clearly see it's a debit card- that's why they're asking. They simply want to know if you would like it processed as a credit or debit from your account. So please stop responding with "it's a debit".

Would you like a bag?

.....well seeing as I have 10 items.. yes, a bag would be nice. Why bothering asking when the answer is clear.

Buttered Corn

Very yummy... But do you have to drag your whole ear of corn through the entire stick of butter? Cut a piece off, and rub that piece on your corn.

...no it's fine... Take your time...

I can't stand when you stop for someone to cross the street and they walk even slower than before. Put some pep in that step, or at least acknowledge that I'm waiting for you.

Subaru drivers.

Nuff said.

Should've stayed home and texted.

When you are hanging out with friends, family, or significant other and you are trying to have a conversation but they can't get off their Facebook or stop texting for long enough to show they care.

Duck Face

Who ever told ladies that they look MORE attractive when they perch their lips was trying to make them look like a fool!  Ladies, the duckbill is NOT a good look...